Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

Obama Picks

March 17, 2010

I like Evan Turner too.

Can’t wait til Vegas, I just can’t.



It’s Not Easy Being a Jerk

September 13, 2009

Kayne West was an asshole everywhere tonight.

Busy man…. busy, busy man.

Wait for it………. Ok, Now.

March 3, 2009


Optimus, you silly son of bitch. Speaking of which, some people don’t even know that there is a Mayoral Election today in Los Angeles. Now who’s the silly son of a bitch? That’s right, me. Because I just found out yesterday. Get off my back dad.


Presidential Smartphone

January 24, 2009


The Sectera Edge is Obama’s new phone. $3,350!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The device works in temperatures ranging from 140 to -9 degrees Farenheit. 60 hours of standby and 5 hours of talk time on a charge.

The Sectra Edge smartphone converges secure wireless voice and data by combining the functionality of a wireless phone and PDA – all in one easy-to-use handheld device. Developed for the National Security Agency’s Secure Mobile Environment Portable Electronic Device (SME PED) program, the Sectra Edge is certified to protect wireless voice communications classified Top Secret and below as well as access e-mail and websites classified Secret and below.

ROCKSOFT: New Kingdom + Rock the Vote!

October 22, 2008

People! Tommorrow night, we will be headlining a spiffy show with the good people of rock the vote.

I’ve been told that Senator John McCain will make a speech at the event, and will explain to us why he is a douche.  j/k Obama ’08 bitches!