Archive for the ‘Turner Classic’ Category

“Naked Time” Album Art & Tracklisting

June 21, 2010

The official album art, completed by yours truly. Here it is in all it’s glory.


01. Stepped On The Scene
02. Burn It Down
03. Red Walls
04. City In Water
05. Booze
06. When Can I See You
07. Questions


So Joe & Eric Came Over

June 6, 2010

Shabadedee it is.

i <3 dogs.

May 13, 2010

Listen, everyone in the world knows I have nothing against dogs. And that is precisely why Cujo and I were able to team up to make a major motion picture together. Please enjoy, while I try to successfully finish out my “vacation” here in New Zealand.

If youtube decides that I’ve broken some rules, there is this version for emergency use. Cheers.

Thanks to Mario Lopez

VIDEO: New Kingdom @ the Roxy Theatre w/ Nikka Costa

April 13, 2010

Here’s a little compilation from the our portion of the evening. This was of course before Nikka Costa absolutely killed it. Props to the Roxy Theatre for always holding it down.

Watch for the cymbal break at 00:26

YouTube link | Vimeo link

The Making of “Stepped On The Scene” Music Video

March 29, 2010

We got some pictures and nice video for you. Please, stick around and enjoy yourself. I know I did.

B*ners In Bed

February 26, 2010

As much as I can’t even count on one hand how many honors this fine motion picture masterpiece has received, I am confident this will only fuel your hate for me and my family. Boners In Bed was something Noah and I made years ago. and often inside jokes don’t translate well, especially with minimal dialogue for more on this issue please see Juiceface.

Scoop Du Jour

January 27, 2010

Don’t forget, this Friday New Kingdom at the Roxy. Peanut butter will be slathered upon the some of the finest slices of prime rib. I definitely did not say that, maybe you should get your ears checked (and your ribs slathered with peanut butter). Dude, you’re tripping.

-New Kingdom

Deep Thoughts

January 6, 2010

Noah poses a good question. Then he blows our minds.

Big ups to Bootonic for the wonderful soundtrack entitled “Frozen Foods”

I Spent Time Off F***ing Around

December 8, 2009

I spent 30 hours in Dallas and came back with only digital documents. I hope you enjoy this as much as my mother did.

I was granted with an all access pass inside Cowboys Stadium and managed to not to ruin it for myself, or my friends. Well, sometimes you just gotta take your food to go and slap some spaghetti on your face, then call it a day.

Don’t even worry, there’s bonus footage (since the 100’s of millions of die hard fans have been asking, you want it you got it, -Toyota®)

You’re not alone, I know of many people that would kill to kill me. Thank you for taking time out to waste your life on this post. More to come, and I’m not just saying that, I do it for the children.

Noah King: A Passion for Yogurt

September 16, 2009

You do what you gotta to prove you’re worth it.

SPECIAL: Late Nights & Food Fights (video)

September 2, 2009

Many, many things are on the way, so big in fact, im about to have a panic attack just talking about it.

In addition, we tend to always work nutso hours, and August was no exception. Hope you enjoy the video.

UPDATE: Things & Stuff

August 10, 2009

A little something: “Redwalls” (live @ the El Rey)


Yo! Catch us this weekend at the Standard in Hollywood. We’ll be there playing the pool party this Saturday afternoon. Come by, throw on a speedo, have a drink, and let’s do this. Later that night, we’re off to Universal for the entire weekend to record a 4 more joints. As for the others that have been recorded…. The time is almost here. Let’s just say September is looking nice.

Introducing: “Burn It Down”

August 3, 2009

We just finished recording a new song called “Burn It Down”.

Here’s a small snip of us debuting it live at the El Rey last friday.

To everyone that came, you rule.

-New Kingdom

Massive Jerk Interviews New Kingdom

July 24, 2009

See the facebook event and RSVP here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: Working On It.

June 22, 2009

We spent our weekend at Universal recording and doing what we could to stay awake. Things are coming along nicely. Here’s a video full of hair quaffs & swear words.

-New Kingdom

Water is Fluid, No?

April 23, 2009

That’s what i thought, and with this type of attitude as you’ll see, it’s just the beginning to a life full of problems for Don.

Yes I know, it’s not funny. That’s why i’ll let you waste your life with Parts I & II.


New Kingdom @ Cal Poly Pomona

March 8, 2009

Thanks to all the delicious people who came and watched us.


New Kingdom.

Birth of a Killer

February 28, 2009

A monster is unleashed when my brother finally snaps at Don during the tail-end of a trip in Las Vegas.

“When things become unfair, a killer is born.”


Remembering… Juiceface

February 22, 2009

For those who have already seen it… keep it moving.

For those who haven’t, shall we?

This is a dedication to the starring actor who, as I type,  is literally playing a mandatory game of organized basketball under incredibly harsh circumstances due to the events that took place this morning last evening. Here’s to you, Jyyyyohnny.


Don Time w/ Don

February 20, 2009

Our buddy Don took a trip with us to Vegas and you won’t find this funny. Trust me.


Take a Tour: New Kingdom & Fisticuffs

January 27, 2009

Homies, Mac & Brian have been helping us out with recording our vocals. Check the tour of what used to be Ron Jeremy’s nine to five.

Flashback to Vocals in the Porno Factory.


DudeQuest: Juiceface

October 26, 2008

Because no matter what your situation is, it’s going to taste good.

Peace to the dude Tyrone.


DudeQuest: Ironing Time

October 23, 2008

We welcome you to a place where space and time collide with perfectly pressed shirts. I highly recommend you to waste a few seconds of your life and watch this video immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, Ironing Time.