Archive for the ‘Fresh Produce’ Category

Ron Artest Single “Champion” QB Stand Up!!

June 21, 2010



New Kingdom Presents: “Stepped On The Scene”

March 11, 2010

We present to you a new one called “Stepped On The Scene.” You can listen to it on our myspace.

MGMT: Congratulations

February 9, 2010

MGMT will continue their wild journey with their next album “Congratulations” set to release on April 13th.

Hopefully I’ll be mentally stable enough to do shrooms with some Williamsburg hipsters.

I miss Williamsburg.

Track Listing:

1. It’s Working
2. Song for Dan Treacy
3. Someone’s Missing
4. Flash Delirium
5. I Found a Whistle
6. Siberian Breaks
7. Brian Eno
8. Lady Dada’s Nightmare
9. Congratulations


Free School x Bang.Alter.

January 26, 2010

Our buddy Replay (also known as PLIIIIIIIIZZZZZZ!!) is in a 4-member band/writing team/production monster called Free School.

The collective of prolific co-writers – Jean Baptiste, Michael McHenry, Nick “Public” Marsh, and Replay (just Replay) – have quietly been writing hit songs for chart-topping, platinum-selling pop acts, including Kid Cudi (“Heart of a Lion), Kelis (her forthcoming album), Black Eyed Peas, and Good Charlotte, to name a few.

Peep they’re myspace, super dope crew.

They have a classic banger called “Give It To Me” that our other buddy MATTER and his production partner Adam Berg (together they’re Bang.Alter.) just recently remixed.  Also super dope.

Peep the remix here.

Both Replay and MATTER are two of the nicest, most genuine, and coolest people that I’ve ever come across in my life.  Support their shit!!

Love you dudes.


Hotrats: Not Supergrass

January 25, 2010

The Hotrats are Gaz and Danny from Supergrass who formed this new cover band and cut a record with producer Nigel Godrich.

Above is their performance of Elvis Costello’s ‘Pump It Up”.

1. I Can’t Stand It
2. Big Sky
3. The Crystal Ship
4. (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party!)
5. Damaged Goods
6. Love Is The Drug
7. Bike
8. Pump It Up
9. The Lovecats
10. Queen Bitch
11. E.M.I.
12. Up The Junction

Real Sick.


Vikings Get Pumped To Prince

January 22, 2010

Yes! When I found out Prince wrote a new Vikings Fight Song, I immediately dipped my hands in glue and glass and socked Evan in the face, then took him out to Tony Roma’s for the “endless slab” of baby back ribs to celebrate.

(how funny is Prince?)


Vandelize Everything

January 15, 2010

This video for the song “Remedy” by Crookers w/ Miike Snow reminds me of being 13 where stealing emblems off cars was as cool as smoking.  Good times.

I thoroughly enjoyed this video and the song is ill as fuck.


Flava Flav: The Romantic

January 5, 2010

This makes me want to slow dance forever.  You’ve captured my heart and you’ve captured my marriage.

Long live auto-tune.


You Can Pronounce The Name Tariq

December 8, 2009

Black Thought is my favorite MC.  Let’s Rock.

Mona Lisa” produced by Karriem Riggins.

via 2dopeboyz


The New Anthem

November 25, 2009

me:  you ready for the anthem?

Noah:  lets do this

Noah:  hahahhah

Noah:  what????

Noah:  this is absurd

me:  greatest line up ever. tyrese, r.kelly, robin thicke, the dream

Noah:  are u hearing r kellys lyrics?

Noah:  what??????

me:  wait for tyrese’s. this song is amazing,  so straight forward

Noah:  is this new?

me:  yea

Noah:  i think r kelly takes the cake for not giving a damn. his lyrics sound like jokes. like something we’d make up smashed singing in the car, hahha awesome

me:  robin thicke with the soft voice, tyrese with the soulful voice

me:  they cover all grounds

Noah:  i was thinking that too

me:  r. kelly cares not about anything

Noah:  they cover it all, hahah

Noah:  i’m surprised he didnt use the word “boner”

me:  the chorus is ” i want to get you pregnant”

Noah:  hahahahhahahhaahah

Noah:  i could not believe it dude

me:  so hilarious

me:  im blogging it


Who’s Man?

November 17, 2009

B.O.B, another great performer and artist that we’ve been lucky enough to play with, just came out with this new vid for the song “No Man’s Land” off his mixtape B.O.B vs Bobby Ray.

Cant’ wait for his album to drop.

Super talented, great vibe, genuine dude.  Don’t sleep.  


Ain’t Nothin’ Like Blackroc

November 9, 2009

It’s kinda crazy to see Dan Auerbach with his megabeard shaved off.  Those drums are pretty ridiculous. 

Jim Jones 4 President.


No Chaser Please…

November 3, 2009

I can’t get over this group.  Totally unreal.


Them Crooked Vultures, “Scumbag Blues” Teaser

October 23, 2009

This has my balls tingling, Dave Grohl on drums, Josh Homme on geet,  and John Paul Jones on the bass fiddle. Lets do this.

Shabadoo, shabadee, shabadon’t,


Flashback: New Kingdom Plots to Steal Calvin Harris Polaroid Camera

October 16, 2009

Enough with the sadface Calvin.  We don’t wanna hear your shit.  You can keep the hipster cuties, but the camera is ours. 

And the boat too.

And the hipster cuties.


Dopeness Never Dies

September 15, 2009

Damn New Kingdom and our Rock music. This beat is dope.

2009: Get Ill

July 9, 2009

To all the party people that are on my ballzack,  Beastie Boys are releasing a reissue of Ill Communication on July 14th. 

All I know is that when I see these legends at the Hollywood Bowl in September, I’m going to repeatedly punch Evan in the face while simultaneously pop lock my upper neckbones, while violently eat a burger.


(Nas/Beastie Boys)+ Bonnaroo=New Shize

June 15, 2009
Vodpod videos no longer available.

Can’t wait to see these dudes Hollywood Bowling it in September.



Mars Volta is Back

May 29, 2009

mars volta

These crazy fucks are putting out their 5th album Octahedron on June 22nd. 

Peep the Volta’s new song “Since We’ve Been Wrong” here.

No, it’s not a Kelly Clarkson cover…but it is a little softer than the usual.

The last time I saw the Mars Volta perform was in NY about 5 years ago after Deloused In The Comatorium came out.  It was packed shoulder to shoulder and dudez in the crowd were getting overwhelming and being obnoxious for no reason, making it impossible to enjoy the show.  I look over to my buddy Jerrold who was getting frustrated too, and before I knew it, I smelled the rankiest fart of all time.  Within seconds, the crowd starts yelling and disperses, immediately creating a circle surrounding the two of us.  Everyone had complete disgust on their faces, putting their shirts over their noses and gasping for fresh air. 

I looked back at Jerrold, he smiled, and we enjoyed the rest of the concert in peace.


B.o.B. Applebaum

May 27, 2009


Many props to B.o.B.   I think this dude is real dope.

Peep his remix of Tribe’s Bonita Applebaum that he did for the Reebok Remix Collection.  

Listen here.


Fresh Produce: Mos Def – Casa Bey

May 13, 2009

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Mos Def, my dude, is releasing his 4th album, The Ecstatic, June 9th. Let’s samba to a 1978 variety show. You’ll see what I mean…


Put On Your Sailor Hats

May 13, 2009

Black Thought doing autotune overdubs in a sailor hat and white hi-tops is hilarious to me.

These guys are legendary.


Rancid is Still Alive

May 13, 2009

These dudes were a huge influence growing up.  I didn’t know Tim Armstrong tattooed his entire skull until I saw this new video.

No question, one of the greatest punk bands ever.  They’ll be at the Weenie Roast this weekend, so peep them if you get a chance.


Dizzee Goes Bonkers

May 12, 2009

Skullfaces galore. 

This performance was last friday after his interview with Jonathan Ross.  Dude’s suit is NOISH!

Peep the offical video to see a superthickneckchaincrackin.


Asher Roth ‘Lark on My Go Kart’ (N.E.R.D. Remix)

May 6, 2009


  N.E.R.D. Remix of Asher Roth’ “Lark on My Go Kart”

Sidenote: Pretty bodacious that N.E.R.D remixed a joint that I produced!  Come round.

Click here to Listen!

Crystal Antlers

May 1, 2009

I’ve been hearing this song “Andrew” by Crystal Antlers a lot lately. 

It’s raw, nasty, juicy, and delicous.

I dig it completely.


What Upson.

May 1, 2009


Thick ass crew.


Another Creepy Album Trailer

April 30, 2009

Yesterday I showed you Dark Night of the Soul.

Today, I present Eminem’s 3 A.M.

Creepy fucks UNITE!!!


Mayor Hawthorne “Just Aint Gonna Work Out” (Video)

April 29, 2009

  Official video for “Just Ain’t Gonna Work Out.”  Its bodacious.

      –Chambers of the Yoelian Persuasion

Mouse, Horse, Lynch

April 29, 2009

Hewhoa dude.

Dark Night of the Soul.

We got Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse getting the music crackin, and David Lynch is handling the visuals.  I already feel completely creeped out and a sudden urge to watch Dennis Hopper’s sex scene in Blue Velvet.

Some people to look out for on the album…

Black Francis (Frank Black of the Pixies)
Julian Casablancas (The Strokes)
Vic Chestnutt
The Flaming Lips
Film auteur David Lynch
Jason Lytle (Grandaddy)
James Mercer (The Shins)
Nina Persson (The Cardigans/A Camp)
Iggy Pop
Gruff Rhys (Super Furry Animals/Neon Neon)
Suzanne Vega

It’s great to know that there will finally be a soundtrack for the lives of sick fucks like myself.

Too soon?