Sebastien Tellier @ The Henry Fonda Tonight

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I wish I was as sexy as this man. 

3 steps to get cute ass girls to run around in panties:

Step 1: Grow a full man beard. Not some 5 ‘o clock bullshit half clean, half dirty beard.  You need the full beefcakes, and the full beardface.

Step 2:  Full leather suit.  Refrain from 80’s hair metal leather.  We want French “No One Can Fuck Better Than Me” leather.

Step 3:  Shades. Black.

Sebastien Tellier is seducing the entire Henry Fonda Theater tonight.  I’m kinda pissed I won’t be a part of this orgy.

-LaRoushe

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